Animal Jokes
- FAST FOOD
Tiger & Tigress were resting under a tree. Suddenly a deer passed very fast.
- Chinti - Hathi
Bahut sare chiti ek talab me naha rahi thi. Tabhi ek hathi talab me kuud gaya . Ek chiti hathi pe chad gayi ,tabhi
- Kutte ki mout
Ek kutta dewar ke paas susu kar raha tha, us waqt diwar girke kutta ka maut ho geya.. Tab se kutto ne deceide kiya
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Dog Jokes |
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- Tujhme Rab Dikhta He
Chuhe ne hathni se kaha i love u..!Hathni ne kaha tujhe dar nahin lagta?
- Stray Cat
Our young daughter had adopted a wandering cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scrat
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Pet Jokes |
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- Ten Fat Cows
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?
A: Hold a tupperware party!
- Poultry
Q: If fruit grows on a fruit tree, then what does chicken grow on?
A: A Poul-try
- Good Pedigree
The lil' Columbia, Maryland Yuppette was shopping in an upscale pet center. “I want a dog of which I can be proud,”
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Pet Jokes |
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- Sign in a pet shop window
Sign in a pet shop window: "Free legless parakeet. No perches necessary."
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Pet Jokes |
09 Jan, 10Viewed: 82 times this week
- Talking Parrots
A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they o
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Pet Jokes |
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