Animal Jokes
- Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into
- Laboratory Rabbit
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried aw
- That Damn Cat!
Harry really hated his old lady's cat. So he put it in the car and drove twenty blocks away and dropped it off. Jus
- Ducks In Heaven
Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven. Upon arrival they discover the most beautiful golf c
- Lassie's Son
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
It rips off your arm, then runs for help.
- Elephant And A Kangaroo
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Holes all over Australia.
- Dinosaurs
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet.
- Was That Your Cat
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat
- The Frog And The Rat
A drunk walks up to a barkeeper one day and says, "If I show you a trick will you give me a free drink?"
- The Hungry Monkey
A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder, orders a drink and sits down. The monkey springs off his shou
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