- Pull Buddy Pull!
An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big
- Religious Dog
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went
- New Kitty Toy
We've all had trouble with our animals, but I don't think anyone can top this one:
A man had just settled into his seat next to thewindow on theplane when another man sat down in the aisle seat
- Smashed Cat
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat
- Don't Hit The Ducks
Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven.
- Moses And Jesus
A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.
- The New Bats
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and ge
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