Animal Jokes
- Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant’s backside
- Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn in her foot. She is in absolute agony until
- Elephant Vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to challenge the Ants to a game of
- Circus Elephant
There was this guy who bought an elderly circus elephant. Alas, he couldn’t afford to feed it. He’d never s
- Boy Sees Elephant
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eve
- Waxing
This has to be one of the funniest and most God-awful scenarios I have ever heard of… Bless this woman!!! <
- Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says the personnel director, “You’ll have to
- Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went alon
- Faithful
Three men died and stood in front of God. God asked the first if he had been faithful to his wife. He
- Duck
A man is walking around getting drunk holding a duck under his arm. Once drunk enough he decides to go home
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