Animal Jokes
- Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a horse. The owner of the farm takes him throug
- Praying Parrots
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots
- Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked how they prepare their chickens.“W
- Losing Friends
Husband comes back home early one day from work since he felt feverish and worked up. Rings the doorb
- Long Joke (Not Too Bad)
There was this old old old old lady and she had this parrot and wanted him to learn some new words for chur
- Dog Rules
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- Shaun = Shit
There were three boys named Matt, Loco, and Shaun. One day they all join the Cub Scouts. They are goi
- New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although measurable dista
- Rubbit The Rabbit
A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it’s his life long dream. So he buys a piece of land and goes
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