Animal Jokes

  • The Four Cats
    Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
    In Animal Jokes | 05 Mar, 09
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  • Laboratory Rabbit
    A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried aw
    In Animal Jokes | 20 Mar, 09
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  • Flying Turtle
    Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into
    In Animal Jokes | 05 Mar, 09
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  • That Damn Cat!
    Harry really hated his old lady's cat. So he put it in the car and drove twenty blocks away and dropped it off. Jus
    In Animal Jokes | 07 Mar, 09
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  • The Grizzly Bear
    An American and his Czechoslovakian friend were out walking in the forest. They rounded a corner and right
    In Animal Jokes | 22 Sep, 08
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  • Chicken Pox
    Why do leopards have a hard time hiding?They are always spotted!
    In Animal Jokes | 21 Mar, 08
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  • Ducks In Heaven
    Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven. Upon arrival they discover the most beautiful golf c
    In Animal Jokes | 15 Mar, 09
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  • The Sloth
    A sloth named Herman is walking through the forest one day. A gang of snails approach him and beat him up for 7 hou
    In Animal Jokes | 17 Nov, 07
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  • Lassie's Son
    Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler? It rips off your arm, then runs for help.
    In Animal Jokes | 07 Mar, 09
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  • Midget Horse
    This guy who owns a horse farm gets a call from a friend.
    In Animal Jokes | 06 Mar, 09
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