Answering Machine Message Jokes

• Answering machine message 91
  (Guns & Roses' "Civil War":) What we've got here is... Failure to communicate.
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• Answering machine message 90
  Pink Floyd's "Nobody Home":
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• Answering machine message 89
  Madonna's "Justify My Love"; sultry voice: Wanting... Waiting... For you, To justify your call...
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• Answering machine message 87
  Operatic music like Rossini's "Stabbat Matter": Hi, you've reached Hell. (Screams in the background.)
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• Answering machine message 86
  Welcome to the Afterlife Voice Mail System. If you are trying to reach Heaven, please press 1.
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• Answering machine message 85
  Thanks for calling
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• Answering machine message 84
  This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast System. This is only a test.
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• Answering machine message 83
  Next on Public Radio 91 we'll be hearing music of Antonin Dvorak.
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• Answering machine message 82
  Hello, you're caller number nine!
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• Answering machine message 80
  Hi, dudes, this is 229-3053, the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles' secret underground hideaway.
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