Answering Machine Message Jokes

• Answering machine message 49
  In Joe Friday voice: This is Constable Augie of the Canadian Security and Intelligence Service.The phone
  In Answering Machine Message Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Answering machine message 48
  To the Batmobile!Let's go!Atomic batteries to power! Turbines to speed!Roger, ready to move out!(Th
  In Answering Machine Message Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Answering machine message 46
  Theme music from James Bond: Hello.My name is David, code number 324-5628.I'm sorry I can't take your c
  In Answering Machine Message Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Answering machine message 45
  You just dialed into the North American Air Defense Contract Center.Stand by at the tone to give coordina
  In Answering Machine Message Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Answering machine message 44
  You have reached the Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile Storage Facility.We are unable to come to the
  In Answering Machine Message Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Answering machine message 43
  Militaristic mechanical voice: FOXTROT-LIMA-ALPHA-SIERRA-HOTEL.KEY-DESTRUCT-SEQUENCE-NOW. THIS-TER
  In Answering Machine Message Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Answering machine message 42
  The President is not in his office at this time.Please leave your name, phone number, the name of the cou
  In Answering Machine Message Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Answering machine message 41
  US National Anthem; Ronald Reagan voice:Uhh, hello...I'm, uhhh, ohhhhhh...(Pause.)Well, anyway, I'm
  In Answering Machine Message Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Answering machine message 40
  Richard Nixon voice: Hi...Uh, some people say I sound like Richard Nixon...I BEG your pardon!Uh...E
  In Answering Machine Message Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Answering machine message 39
  Hello.This is Nonoxynol-9, the personal and private telephone number of Mikhail Vladivostok Gorbachev, Ge
  In Answering Machine Message Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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