Answering Machine Message Jokes

• Answering machine message 28
  Rod Serling imitation:You're dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world without time, where sound collides wit
  In Answering Machine Message Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Answering machine message 27
  Kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra": Thinking you were making an ordinary phone call, you have inst
  In Answering Machine Message Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Answering machine message 26
  You have reached the Business Automation voicemail system.We used to call it an answering machine, but th
  In Answering Machine Message Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Answering machine message 260
  Now I lay me down to sleep;Leave a message at the beep.If I die before I wake,Remem
  In Answering Machine Message Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Answering machine message 25
  1: I didn't expect an answering machine.2: Nobody expects an answering machine.1: Our chief
  In Answering Machine Message Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Answering machine message 259
  These words are lovely dark and deepBut I've got promises to keepand miles to go before I s
  In Answering Machine Message Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Answering machine message 257
  I am not home to talk to you,But please don't be a creep.Just leave your name and number,

  In Answering Machine Message Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Answering machine message 256
  (For Shakespeare lovers only:)So long as phones can ring and eyes can see,So leave a messag
  In Answering Machine Message Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Answering machine message 255
  Hello, this is Jim.Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from the
  In Answering Machine Message Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Answering machine message 254
  Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your nam
  In Answering Machine Message Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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