I am not home to talk to you,But please don't be a creep.Just leave your name and number,Answering machine message 256
(For Shakespeare lovers only:)So long as phones can ring and eyes can see,So leave a messagAnswering machine message 255
Hello, this is Jim.Unfortunately I can't answer the phone right now because I've just come back from theAnswering machine message 254
Steve has been captured by a flying saucer and can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your nam
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