Answering Machine Message Jokes
- Answering machine message 240
I can't come to the phone now, so...Hey -- that's a nice phone you have there.Hey sugar, you call this
- Answering machine message 23
Hello.You are talking to a machine.I am capable of receiving messages.My owners do not need siding, w
- Answering machine message 239
Yo.I ain't here at the moment.Leave a message at that silly beep and I'll get back...(Sniff, sniff...
- Answering machine message 238
Knock, knock.(Pause.Caller thinks, "Who's there?")Isn't that MY question?(Pause.)Please leave a m
- Answering machine message 237
(Jack Webb voice:)This is the city.Lambertville, New Jersey. I work here.I carry a tune.I was chang
- Answering machine message 236
Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous per
- Answering machine message 235
Sorry that we're not at home.Please leave a message after the tone.When we get in,W
- Answering machine message 234
Thank you for calling, no doubt,As you can guess, we're out.When we get home,We'll
Disclaimer: All Answering Machine Message jokes are for personal use only. Kindly do not copy, modify, distribute or sell the whole or parts of the Answering Machine Message jokes collection without permission of the creator.
Submit a JokeComments