Answering Machine Message Jokes
- Heavenly Voice Mail Service
Most of us have now cultured to live with voice mail as a essential part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what
- Wasting your time
You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time.
- Why did you call?
Nobody's home.Why have you called?Please leave your message after you hear the tone.
- Answering machine message 98
"Winter Wonderland":Hear the ring, inside our home.Once again, can't get the phone.
- Answering machine message 97
"Camptown Races":I can't come to the telephone; doo-dah, doo-dah.
- Answering machine message 96
"The Check is in the Mail" by Weird Al Yankovich:Well hey how you doin'? Have a seat have a drink,
- Answering machine message 85
Thanks for calling
- Answering machine message 95
Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit":Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,No one's here, no one's home,
- Answering machine message 92
Meat Loaf's "I'd Do Anything For Love":And I would do anything for calls,I promise I will call you back;
- Answering machine message 84
This is a test. This is a test of the Answering Machine Broadcast System. This is only a test.
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