Aviation Jokes

• The Magic Sneeze
  A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries
  In Aviation Jokes | 01 Feb, 10
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• Broken Parachute
  A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes his chute is broken. He d
  In Aviation Jokes | 01 Feb, 10
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• The World's Smartest Man
  A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling thro
  In Aviation Jokes | 01 Feb, 10
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• Kiss The Luggage Goodbye
  It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home. The airport on
  In Aviation Jokes | 01 Feb, 10
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• A Programmer And An Engineer
  A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to New York.
  In Aviation Jokes | 01 Feb, 10
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• Landing At An Airport
  A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked
  In Aviation Jokes | 01 Feb, 10
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• Did It Last Week
  Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one
  In Aviation Jokes | 01 Feb, 10
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• Noise
  Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.."
  In Aviation Jokes | 01 Feb, 10
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• Lost Engines
  A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker. "Attention, passengers. We have los
  In Aviation Jokes | 01 Feb, 10
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• Airplane Ride
  A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride
  In Airplane Jokes | 16 Dec, 08
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