Aviation Jokes
- Airplane Conversation
Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane.
- First Flight
Speaking of nervousness, an old lady was making her first flight in an airplane. She was highly nervous and insiste
- Airline slogans
There may be fifty ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways to leave this airplane.
- Women on top
As the aircraft was taxiing towards the runway to take off, the voice on the speaker welcomed passengers on board a
- Engine Trouble
An airplane faced engine trouble, so the pilot instructed the crew to have the passengers take their seats and prep
- 3 People In A Airplane
Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of
- Aviation Sayings
A fiberglass port-a-potty at Oshkosh with the message "I could have been a Glassair!" written on it?
- An Airliner
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to an
- Airline Safety
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other anouncements
- Aerial Photos
A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a
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