Aviation Jokes
- Apprehension
After booking my 80-year-old grandmother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her sp
- Flight 823
I just got off the phone with a man who asked "How do I know which plane to get on?"
- Volunteers to give up their seats
On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was fu
- An airliner was having engine trouble
An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to
- "No Frills" Airline
They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.
- Aisle Seat
I had someone ask for an aisle seat on the plane so that their hair wouldn't get messed up by being near the window
- Flight Safety
A friend of mine was learning how to fly (a plane, obviously) and asked his instructor the safety benefits of a twi
- Two People - One Parachute
You are one of TWO persons on a malfunctioning aeroplane with only one parachute. How would you react? Here are the
- Flying without a parachute
A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken. He
- In the Bag
I had an offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the meeting on business class. During the ret
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