Aviation Jokes

• Fear of bombs on planes
  Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all over the country.
  In Aviation Jokes | 29 Sep, 07
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• The world’s smartest man?
  A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling thro
  In Aviation Jokes | 28 Sep, 07
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• Half off these tickets
  USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips.
  In Aviation Jokes | 28 Sep, 07
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• The plane is crashing into the ocean
  Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean.
  In Aviation Jokes | 27 Sep, 07
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• Blind pilots
  One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so t
  In Aviation Jokes | 27 Sep, 07
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• The whole world could be happy
  Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit
  In Aviation Jokes | 26 Sep, 07
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• Flying without a parachute
  A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he’s falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken.
  In Aviation Jokes | 26 Sep, 07
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• Trouble with plane engines
  While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window.
  In Aviation Jokes | 25 Sep, 07
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• Results of damage testing
  It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields o
  In Aviation Jokes | 25 Sep, 07
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• Difficulty with Landings
  A student was having difficulty with his landings. Seems like he would bounce it in every time.
  In Aviation Jokes | 20 Sep, 07
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