Aviation Jokes

• Out of Fuel
  PILOT: “Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.”
  In Aviation Jokes | 20 Sep, 07
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• Fuel Truck
  PILOT : ….Tower, please call me a fuel truck. TOWER : Roger.You are a fuel truck.
  In Aviation Jokes | 19 Sep, 07
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• Crashing Supermodels
  Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when the cap
  In Aviation Jokes | 19 Sep, 07
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• Pilot One Liners
  Q: What is the ideal cockpit crew?
  In Aviation Jokes | 18 Sep, 07
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• Flight announcements
  Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcement
  In Aviation Jokes | 18 Sep, 07
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• Flying without a parachute
  A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he’s falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken.
  In Aviation Jokes | 17 Sep, 07
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• The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation
  1. I’m from the FAA and I’m here to help you. 2. Me? I’ve never busted minimums.
  In Aviation Jokes | 17 Sep, 07
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• Don't be on this flight
  "This is Captain Sinclair speaking.
  In Aviation Jokes | 16 Sep, 07
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• Boarding from what gate?
  At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.
  In Aviation Jokes | 16 Sep, 07
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• Airlines running operating systems
  Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.
  In Aviation Jokes | 15 Sep, 07
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