- Out of Fuel
PILOT: “Jones tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.”
- Fuel Truck
PILOT : ….Tower, please call me a fuel truck.
TOWER : Roger.You are a fuel truck.
- Crashing Supermodels
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Paris, when the cap
- Pilot One Liners
Q: What is the ideal cockpit crew?
- Flight announcements
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their other announcement
- Flying without a parachute
A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he’s falling, he realizes hiss chute is broken.
- The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation
1. I’m from the FAA and I’m here to help you.
2. Me? I’ve never busted minimums.
- Don't be on this flight
"This is Captain Sinclair speaking.
- Boarding from what gate?
At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35.
- Airlines running operating systems
Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.
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