Aviation Jokes
- Airline slogans
There may be fifty ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways to leave this airplane.
- First Flight
Speaking of nervousness, an old lady was making her first flight in an airplane. She was highly nervous and insiste
- Aviation Sayings
A fiberglass port-a-potty at Oshkosh with the message "I could have been a Glassair!" written on it?
- Two People - One Parachute
You are one of TWO persons on a malfunctioning aeroplane with only one parachute. How would you react? Here are the
- Airplane Conversation
Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane.
- Airline Safety
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other anouncements
- Women on top
As the aircraft was taxiing towards the runway to take off, the voice on the speaker welcomed passengers on board a
- Airplane Ride
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride
- An Airliner
At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to an
- The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings
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