Aviation Jokes
- The World's Smartest Man
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling thro
- Women on top
As the aircraft was taxiing towards the runway to take off, the voice on the speaker welcomed passengers on board a
- Landing At An Airport
A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked
- Airline slogans
There may be fifty ways to leave your lover, but there are only four ways to leave this airplane.
- Airline Safety
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other anouncements
- Volunteers to give up their seats
On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was fu
- Flight 823
I just got off the phone with a man who asked "How do I know which plane to get on?"
- Boarding from what gate?
At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35. Then I
- Noise
Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees.."
- Did It Last Week
Getting on a plane, I told the ticket lady, "Send one of my bags to New York, send one to Los Angeles, and send one
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