Bad Habit Jokes
- Driving Habits
Happily cruising down the middle lane of a motorway with either indicator flashing, but going nowhere.
- Young Couple
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never
- Habit Of Staying Up
I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."
- Habbit Of Sucking Thumb
There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didnt st
- Bad Habbit
A lady walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,
- How to Spell Mississippi
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation.
- Getting Squirrely
A man wanted to go hunting, but he couldn't find anyone to go with him. As a last resort, he asked the town dru
- Fishing License
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden
- Deer Hunting
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in two's for the day. That night one of the hunters returned
- Abandoned Mine Shaft
There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth th
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