A lady walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said.
"What's your top secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, have oily foods, and never exercise."
"That's amazing," the lady said.
"How old are you?' "Twenty-six," he said.
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