Bad Kid Jokes
- An Indian Boy
One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names?
- Whorehouse
A little boy hears the word whorehouse in school and asks his father what it means. His father is quite shocked, an
- Dead Frog
A teacher had a 5-year-old come up to her and say that he had found a frog.
- Twick O Tweat
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the
- F In Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and tells his father he got an "F" in Arithmetic today.
- Keep Em Warm
It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fish
- Wondering Nephew
Uncle Hubert noticed that his nephew Johnny was watching him the whole time.
- Wonderful Thing, A
The brain is a wonderful thing
Why do you say that ?
- Who Thinks You're Stupid?
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started by saying, "everyone who thinks youre
- Who is Stronger
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said,' Well, you know the Pacific Ocean
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