A minister was sitting reading the newspaper, and listening to the ball game on the television when his beautiful nine year old daughter ran into the room, jumped onto his lap and asked:
"Daddy? Who is God?"
"Sweetheart, that will be the subject of tonights sermon, can you wait 'till church tonight, listen to what I have to say and then make your own decisions, or would you really like to discuss it now?"
"Yeah--I can wait daddy thanks" and off she ran to play with the dog.
Later at church, all is quite and the minister starts his sermon. Throwing his right arm in the air and shouts: "GOD" and then a little softer voice, and lowering his arm "is neither man---- nor woman" and looks around at the congregation.
All is quite with the exception of a few "Praise the lords" & "Amen brothers." After a slight pause the preacher again throws his right arm in the air and again shouts: "GOD" dropping his arm, and again lowering his voice "is neither black - -----nor white" and with only one or two "Amens" this time, the church is again quite.
The preacher pauses, looks around the church, throws his right arm in the air and shouts "GOD---- is neither gay or straight" and about now the whole church is so quite you could have heard a pin drop, and from the front row, a beautiful nine year old girl's voice rings out crystal clear asking----"Daddy--- are you saying God is really Michael Jackson?"
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