Bird Jokes

  • A Magician
    There was once a magician on a cruise ship who performed mainly sleight of hand tricks. He had a regular spot on th
    In Bird Jokes | 01 Jul, 08
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  • The Fella
    So there's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor - I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for
    In Bird Jokes | 01 Jul, 08
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  • A Burglar
    A burglar sneaks in a dark bar...(after hours) and goes right to the cash register. A voice calls out, "GOD IS WATC
    In Bird Jokes | 01 Jul, 08
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  • Quite Brave
    This guy is in a plane when he feels thirsty. He calls the stewardess and asks her politely for a Large Whiskey.The
    In Bird Jokes | 01 Jul, 08
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  • Buy A Parrot
    A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical-looking parrots on a perch and
    In Bird Jokes | 01 Jul, 08
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  • Pet Store
    A short elderly woman burst into a pet store. "I want to buy a canary, but it's got to be a good singer! I've got g
    In Bird Jokes | 01 Jul, 08
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  • Driving With Parrot
    A drunk is driving with his parrot through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls
    In Bird Jokes | 01 Jul, 08
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  • Parrot For $100
    A man went into a bar and said to the bartender, "If you give me free drinks all night, I will entertain your custo
    In Bird Jokes | 01 Jul, 08
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  • Admire The Bird
    A lady is walking down the street to work and sees a parrot in a pet store. She stops to admire the bird. The parro
    In Bird Jokes | 01 Jul, 08
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  • A Repairman
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    In Bird Jokes | 29 Jun, 08
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