- Driving Blonde
One day this cop pulls over a blonde for speeding. The cop gets out of his car and asks the blonde for her license.
- Two Blondes At The Lake
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
- Following The Track
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are trapped in a forest. One day the brunette goes out hunting. She comes back a
- Blonde With A Problem
A blonde was happily married, but for one thing. Every morning she woke up early and passed gas, waking up her husb
- Blonde Forever
There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes going around and decided to dye her hair brown. She then w
- Getting On The Bus
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight
- Losing Engines
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of o
- Too Close
A blonde had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this you're to
Once upon a time there was a blonde with long hair, blue eyes, she was sick of all the blonde jokes.
- Blone Q&A
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
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