The expectant father paced the hospital waiting room.
"Say, this is our first child," he said to the relaxed veteran slouched in the corner reading a newspaper. "How long do you have to wait, after the baby is born, before you can—uh—resume marital relations with your wife?"
"Well, that depends," said the seasoned sire, "on whether she's in a ward or a private room."
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