Bumper Sticker Jokes
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
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It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
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Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'. Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
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If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
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Ambivalent? Well yes and no.... Does your train of thought have a caboose?
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Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
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