Bumper Sticker Jokes
- Bumper stickers 26
If you are psychic - think "HONK"
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
- Bumper stickers 25
All generalizations are false, including this one.
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
- Bumper stickers 24
I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
- Bumper stickers 23
I love animals, they taste great.
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
- Bumper stickers 22
My karma ran over your dogma.I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!A fool and his mone
- Bumper stickers 21
Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you c
- Bumper stickers 20
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them! Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?I
- Bumper stickers 19
"Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.""I'm out of bed and dressed, What more do you w
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