Bumper Sticker Jokes
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"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!""According to my calculations
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"Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.""It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to ge
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"All generalizations are false.""Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."Seen
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On the other hand, you have different fingers."I love cats...they taste just like chicken""
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a par
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It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere. Jury: Twelve people who determine which client
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Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'. Don't force it, get a larger hammer. Earn cash
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If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Lottery: A tax on people who are b
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A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inv
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Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
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