Call Center Jokes
- Right Click
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."Customer "Ok."
- Directory Enquiries
Caller: “I’d like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please.”
- Trouble With WordPerfect
Tech: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?”
- Rail Enquiries
Customer: “How much does it cost to Bath on the train?”
- European Breakdown Policy
Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia?"
- Wrong Identity
Tech Support: "Customer Support, this is David, may I help you?"Customer: "Hello, yes, it's me."
- Opening Hours
Customer: "I've been ringing your call centre on 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you
- New Netscape
Customer: “I want to get the new Netscape from you people.”
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