Cat Jokes

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    A chauffeur worked for a woman who took her cat with her on rides.
    In Cat Jokes | 02 Dec, 09
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    What was left when the cat's party was over?Kitty litter What do you call it when a cat bites?Catnip!
    In Cat Jokes | 14 Apr, 08
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    Which pet is a librarian's best friend?The cat-alogue! What word best describes my cat?Purr-fect!
    In Cat Jokes | 14 Apr, 08
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  • Cat Jokes 3
    Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
    In Cat Jokes | 14 Apr, 08
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  • Cat and Fish
    Little Timmy was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the ch
    In Cat Jokes | 14 Apr, 08
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  • Fairy Godmother
    An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a su
    In Cat Jokes | 14 Apr, 08
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  • Cat Goes to Heaven
    One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat,
    In Cat Jokes | 14 Apr, 08
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  • Cat Jokes 2
    What do you call it when a cat stops?A paws! What's a cat's second favorite food?Spa-catti!
    In Cat Jokes | 24 Mar, 08
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  • Cat Jokes 1
    What do cats eat for breakfast?Mice Crispies.Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?
    In Cat Jokes | 24 Mar, 08
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  • Disapearing Cat
    A lady in New York had a beautiful black cat, who spent his days outside and came indoors at night.
    In Cat Jokes | 21 Mar, 08
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