Cat Jokes

• Why do cats hate flying saucers?
  Q. Why do cats hate flying saucers? A. Because they can't reach the milk.
  In Cat Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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• Lose The Cat
  A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it.
  In Cat Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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• Foreign Language
  A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them.
  In Cat Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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• Cat Diary
  DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
  In Cat Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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• Contemplating Cats
  There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Anonymous
  In Cat Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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• Woman & Cats
  I've never understood why women love cats.
  In Cat Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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• The Feline Diet
  Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people.
  In Cat Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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• Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
  Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
  In Cat Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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• What has more lives than a cat?
  What has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night.
  In Cat Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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• Animal Truisms
  A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
  In Cat Jokes | 01 Jun, 07
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