Christmas Jokes
- Top 10 Signs Santa Doesn't Like Your Kid
Top 10 Signs Santa Doesn't Like Your Kid10. Kid's letter to north pole comes back stamped, "Dream on, Chester!"
- Pair Of Gloves
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday and as they had not been dating very long,
- Top 10 Short Funny Christmas Jokes
10. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Snowflakes!9. Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho-ho-ho!
- Bagpipes
A man, wearing only a bathrobe, bends over the Christmas tree to pick up a present.
- The Judge And Prisoner
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?"
- Santa And Little Girl
Santa: "So little girl, what would you like for Christmas?"Girl: "I want a Barbie Doll and a G.I. Joe."
- Self Defense
Ebenezer Scrooge broke his clock, he punched and then stamped on it.Why did he do that?
- Are you superstitious?
Scrooge: Are you superstitious?’‘Not at all,’ came the reply.
- Teacher And Pupil
Teacher: If I have 20 cents and ask Ebenezer Scrooge for another 30 cents, how much will I have?
- Favorite Christmas Game
What’s Ebenezer Scrooge’s favorite Christmas game?
Mean-opoly.
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