- Ebenezer Scrooge
Someone bought Ebenezer Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?
- Washington Christmas
Q: Why weren't there any nativity scenes in Washington D.C.?
A: They couldn't find three wise men!
- Love, Santa
- Short Christmas Jokes
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve !
- Christmas Bonus
Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month’s Christmas party, you could neglect to d
Wat did the burglar get after nickin a calender?
He got 12 months!
- Santas Problem
Santa had a problem, so he went to the doctor and said” doc, i think i have a minced pie up mny arse!”
- Holding For Ransom
Little Johnny was planning on getting lots of preasents for Christmas. He knew that god had a connection to the Nor
- Christmas Party
At last years employee christmas party I was with my wife and got drunk told people what I thought of them.
- Bad Education
Really long….. But really funny…… check dis shit out! Its christmas at a normal family’s home….
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