Computer Jokes
- Wordperfect Hotline True Story
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk employee was fired: however, he/s
- Payroll Y2k
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation Pay
- Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delaye
- Mouse
Why didn't the mouse cross the road?
It's cord wasn't long enough!
- Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of Answering Mac
- The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not there, but a computer terminal is sitting next to
- Computer Problem Report Form
In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out the following questionnaire befo
- More Gates Vs Gm
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and
- How A Nerd Impresses His Date
Top Ten Ways A Computer Nerd Can Impress His Date
- You're Hooked
It's time to turn your computer off and read a book when....
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