Customer: “Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?”Customer: “Hi, Is this the Internet?”Why Computers Must Be Female
Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.The native langua
- Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
Assembler Chicken: First it builds the road …C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.
- Microsoft Is Coming To Town
Microsoft is Coming To Town (To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming To Town)You better watch outYo
- Keyboard Error
Person turns on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the compute
- Unix Expert
How does a UNIX expert have sex?
Unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep.
- Radio Antenhnas
Did you hear about the two radio antenhnas that got married?The wedding was terrible, but the receptio
- Object Oriented Programmers
Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None, they send it a mes
- Pentium 586
Q: Why didn’t Intel call the Pentium, the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium a
- Change A Light Bulb
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?Whereas the party of the first part, also known a
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