Computer Jokes

• Tales From The Isps (Internet Service Providers)
  Customer: “Can you copy the Internet for me on this diskette?”Customer: “Hi, Is this the Internet?”

  In Computer Jokes | 07 Oct, 08
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• Why Computers Must Be Female
  Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.The native langua
  In Computer Jokes | 07 Oct, 08
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• Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
  Assembler Chicken: First it builds the road …C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.
  In Computer Jokes | 07 Oct, 08
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• Microsoft Is Coming To Town
  Microsoft is Coming To Town (To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming To Town)You better watch outYo
  In Computer Jokes | 07 Oct, 08
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• Keyboard Error
  Person turns on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the compute
  In Computer Jokes | 07 Oct, 08
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• Unix Expert
  
  How does a UNIX expert have sex?
  Unzip; strip; touch; finger; mount; fsck; more; yes; unmount; sleep.
  In Computer Jokes | 07 Oct, 08
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• Radio Antenhnas
  Did you hear about the two radio antenhnas that got married?The wedding was terrible, but the receptio
  In Computer Jokes | 07 Oct, 08
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• Object Oriented Programmers
  Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None, they send it a mes
  In Computer Jokes | 07 Oct, 08
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• Pentium 586
  Q: Why didn’t Intel call the Pentium, the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium a
  In Computer Jokes | 07 Oct, 08
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• Change A Light Bulb
  How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?Whereas the party of the first part, also known a
  In Computer Jokes | 07 Oct, 08
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