Consultant Jokes

How Many Consultants Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
In Consultant Jokes | 18 Jan, 08
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You Might Be A Consultant If...
you ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are.^
In Consultant Jokes | 18 Jan, 08
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Consulting Revisited
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
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A Consultant Is ...
someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
In Consultant Jokes | 18 Jan, 08
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Glass Of Water
There was a glass of water on the table...One man says, "It's half full". He is an optimist.
In Consultant Jokes | 18 Jan, 08
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Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear From Your Consultant
You're right; we're billing way too much for this.
In Consultant Jokes | 18 Jan, 08
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A Man Had A Siamese Cat
A man had a siamese cat that howled all night, every night. The sleepless man concluded that the cat has too much t
In Consultant Jokes | 18 Jan, 08
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A Priest, Rabbi And Consultant
A priest, a rabbi and a consultant were traveling on an airplane. There was a crisis and it was clear that the plan
In Consultant Jokes | 18 Jan, 08
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The Classified Ad
The classified ad said, "Wanted: CEO needs a one armed consultant, with a social sciences degree and five years of
In Consultant Jokes | 18 Jan, 08
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The Chickens
The chickens in a large hen house started to quarrel, wounded each other and many of them died every day. The upset
In Consultant Jokes | 18 Jan, 08
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