Death Jokes

  • What Heaven?
    A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his
    In Death Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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  • Shirley's Makeover
    A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospi
    In Death Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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  • May I Take My Wealth With Me
    There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and
    In Death Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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  • Living a Long Healthy Life
    An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health
    In Death Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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  • Last Sentence
    From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Mr
    In Death Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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  • Joe and John
    There were twin bothers named Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an
    In Death Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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  • I Have something to Tell You
    There are two nice bachelor brothers who live with their mother, Jim and Bob. A business trip took Bob out of tow
    In Death Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
    Viewed: 88 times this week
  • Funeral Procession
    Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral procession goes by on th
    In Death Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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  • Feel Like a Woman
    As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I
    In Death Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
    Viewed: 73 times this week
  • Died Mother, The
    A man went to church and saw his best friend crying there. "What happened? What could be so bad?"
    In Death Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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