Death Jokes
- What Heaven?
A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband
made it to heaven, so she decided to try to contact his
- Shirley's Makeover
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospi
- May I Take My Wealth With Me
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and
- Living a Long Healthy Life
An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health
- Last Sentence
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and
said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Mr
- Joe and John
There were twin bothers named Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an
- I Have something to Tell You
There are two nice bachelor brothers who live with their mother, Jim and Bob. A business trip took Bob out of tow
- Funeral Procession
Two men are playing golf one day. As they are about to start one of the holes, a funeral procession goes by on th
- Feel Like a Woman
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I
- Died Mother, The
A man went to church and saw his best friend crying there. "What
happened? What could be so bad?"
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