Drinking Jokes
- A passionate drinker
A passionate drinker: `I trust whisky more than a girl, because it damages my kidneys not my heart.`
- Only Whisky
Jise samjha lehar pepsi, woh nikli zehar pepsi . Jise samjha coca cola, woh nikla dhokha cola . Is liye aaj ke baad
- AN old bishop.
AN old bishop in the nation's capital was sick of the social and embassy parties he was expected to attend every ot
- Skicurow Denizen
After acquiring enough money from handouts, an inhabitant of the Bowery decided to take his refreshment at one of
- A ghost in the bathroom
A MAN who had more beer than was good for him staggered into his house and rushed to what he thought was his bathro
- How Long Do They Live
I am sure I have read this poem in some anthology of nonsense verse. I reproduce it for the simple reason that it i
- Hangover.
It was the morning after, and he sat groaning and holding his head.
- Lets start
A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You ve been brought here for drinking."
- Symptom, Fault, Action
SYMPTOM: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear.
- Rednecks Drinking
One day, two rednecks named Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. The passenger,
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