A MAN who had more beer than was good for him staggered into his house and rushed to what he thought was his bathroom to empty his bladder. Having relieved himself of his burden, he confronted his wife, "There must be a ghost in the bathroom," he stuttered. "I opened the door and the light went on; I shut it and it switched off on its own."
"It wasn't the bathroom door you opened," replied the wife very icily, "it was the refrigerator."
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