Drinking Jokes
- The best bar in the world...
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good time and all agree that the
- The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man what he could get him and why
- They are stopped by the police
John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The
- There is a monkey in the bar
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking arou
- The wife is not speaking to me
One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a c
- The wife is not speaking to me
A construction worker walks into a bar. He's a rather large, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back,
- The story of a very short man
A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them both now or
- The number twelve goes to a bar
A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you,"
- The customs of an Irishman
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, dr
- The Beer Prayer
Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At hom
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