Drinking Jokes

• Someone stole things from me
  A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steeri
  In Drinking Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Some yogurt visits a local bar
  Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We do
  In Drinking Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Some very common traits in two drunks
  A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course,"
  In Drinking Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Shaking
  "Doctor, Doctor, You''ve got to help me - I just can''t stop my hands shaking''"
  In Drinking Jokes | 10 Jan, 07
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• Reasons to allow drinking at work
  The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you ma
  In Drinking Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• 2 people walk into a bar...
  2 people walk into a bar. The third one
  In Drinking Jokes | 10 Jan, 07
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• Panda in a Bar
  A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak and kidney pie and a Coke please"
  In Drinking Jokes | 10 Jan, 07
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• Newly issued alcohol warnings
  The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off dri
  In Drinking Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• Need a Push
  A man and his wife are awoken at 3 o''clock in the morning by a knock on the door. The man gets up and g
  In Drinking Jokes | 10 Jan, 07
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• My girlfriend is out in the car
  A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in
  In Drinking Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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