Drinking Jokes

• I think I'll try a nicer approach
  Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arriv
  In Drinking Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• I only ordered a double
  I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked j
  In Drinking Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• I know you were drunk yesterday
  A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the
  In Drinking Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• I have a magical dancing duck
  A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table
  In Drinking Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• I get so drunk that I imagine things
  The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side. He bumped into a friend who
  In Drinking Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• I don't owe anything for this drink
  The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The
  In Drinking Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• I didn't get any money this time
  A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, "
  In Drinking Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• I bet I can bite both of my eyes
  A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his tab was. The bartender replies that it is twenty
  In Drinking Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• I am afraid of that tarmac
  A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down wh
  In Drinking Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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• How drunk are you? Official drinking test
  This simple five question test will help determine how drunk you really are. Begin by answering each of
  In Drinking Jokes | 07 Apr, 07
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