Drinking Jokes
- 20 dollars fixes everything
George was planning on going out with "The Boys" when his wife told him that he wasn''t leavin
- Does your dog bite?
A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?""No
- B or D
A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large B
- "Brrr!"
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He sits at the bar and orders a pint and a
- Blonde Joke
A blind guy at a bar says, "Hey, anyonewants to hear a great blonde joke?" The barimmediately falls absolut
- Beer for everyone
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Beer for me, beer for you, and beer for everyone
- BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you
- Bad luck finding a place to hide
A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got.
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