Driving Jokes
- Red Light
There are these two guys driving a car. When the guy driving blows right through the red light.
- A Stunt Driver?
A car speeding down the highway loses control, goes through a guard rail, rolls down a cliff, bounces off a tree, l
- Dent
I was getting into my car when I noticed a dent. On the windshield was a note and a phone number from the driver. "
- The Cowboy And The Kid
A kid walked up to a guy wearing a 10-gallon hat, leather vest, leather chaps, and sneakers. The kid asked him, "Mr
- Snow In June
A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a female hitchhiker wearing REALLY short shorts.
- The Conductor
A little old lady is on a bus, buying a ticket from the bus conductor, fumbling in a voluminous bag for the correct
- No Change
One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Ev
- Signs The Ice Cream Truck Driver Is Crazy
* To balance the yin of Good Humor, offers the yang from frozen Bile on a Stick.
- Stop In The Name Of Love!
A trucker who had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill was just starting down the equally steep o
- The car driver
Cyril was driving down Hendon Road when he gets pulled over by a policeman.
Subscribe for daily updates on Driving jokes.
Disclaimer: All Driving jokes are for personal use only. Kindly do not copy, modify, distribute or sell the whole or parts of the Driving jokes collection without permission of the creator.
Submit a JokeMore Driving Jokes