Driving Jokes
- Parking in a one-hour zone
Have you ever had the experience of parking in a one-hour zone, inserting the coins, than finding yourself, forty-f
- Lost Gas Cap
David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station.
- A New Kind of Car
Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria."Hey, whatever happened to Pete in payroll?"one asked.
- Red Lights
There are these two guys driving a car. When the guy driving blows right through the red light.
- Extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms:
"I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought."
- Driver's Ed
A police officer stopped a car which was zigzagging alarmingly and asked the driver what he was doing.
- General Motors Helpline
General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy/use cars
- Cars vs Computers
Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated "If GM had kept up with tech
- Ghost Indian
Two Ponca men were sitting out on a back road visiting. All at once there was a tapping on the window.
- You know you need a new car when
You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind you.
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