Driving Jokes
- The Conductor
A little old lady is on a bus, buying a ticket from the bus conductor, fumbling in a voluminous bag for the correct
- Snow In June
A big-rig operator stopped to pick up a female hitchhiker wearing REALLY short shorts.
- The Four Engineers
One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the
- Signs The Ice Cream Truck Driver Is Crazy
* To balance the yin of Good Humor, offers the yang from frozen Bile on a Stick.
- The Cowboy And The Kid
A kid walked up to a guy wearing a 10-gallon hat, leather vest, leather chaps, and sneakers. The kid asked him, "Mr
- No Change
One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Ev
- A New Kind of Car
Two guys sat down for lunch in the office cafeteria."Hey, whatever happened to Pete in payroll?"one asked.
- Stop In The Name Of Love!
A trucker who had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill was just starting down the equally steep o
- The Top 10 Signs You May Be a Bad Driver
10. You have a reserved parking space with your name on it -- at traffic court.
- The Top 10 Signs You May Be a Bad Driver
10. You have a reserved parking space with your name on it -- at traffic court.
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