A customer walks into the brand new store downtown that sells brains. There are three glass cases, each containing a nice wet quivering gray brain.
The first one says "SCIENTIST", and it costs $100.
The second says "ELECTRICIAN" and costs $1000.
The third says "DRUMMER" and costs $10,000.
The customer is confused, and questions the salesperson.
"I don't get it...why would I want a drummer's brain for $10,000 when I can get an scientist's brain for $100?".
The salesman replied, "Because, it's never been used."
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