- Young Jimmy
First Teacher: What's wrong with young Jimmy today? I saw him running round the playground screaming and pulling
- Winnie The
It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teacher told the class that each student
- Why Late?
Why were you late ?
Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
You mean you need to sleep at home too !
- Who is This?
Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
- What You Take
Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?
- Weather Problem
'Why don't you like this country ?' the teacher asked a Californian boy who had come to an English school.
- Watching Clock
'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a new boy.
- Walking to School
When I was you age I thought nothing of walking 5 miles to school
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