'I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock,' said the principal to a new boy.
What You TakeTeacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?
School MottoThe principal was very proud of his school's academic record. 'It is very impressive.' said one parent who was co
Winnie TheIt was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teacher told the class that each student
Young JimmyFirst Teacher: What's wrong with young Jimmy today? I saw him running round the playground screaming and pulling
Walking to SchoolWhen I was you age I thought nothing of walking 5 miles to school
Circus Play'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?'
Who is This?Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
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