Elementary School Jokes
- Too Smart For First Grade
Johnnie says, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister's in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I t
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- How Old?
'How old would you say I am, Francis ?' the teacher asked.
'Forty,' said the boy promptly.
- Homework
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's the
- Half a Day
Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray
- Definitely
A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them.
- How to Yawn
Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth !
Pupil: What ?, and get bitten !
- Lone Ranger
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realises lit
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